What Do Comedy Writers Do?

In the past, people have come to me for sage advice on relationships, stock market trading, and quantum mechanics.

They were all disappointed.

Now people come to me for help in making funny - for help in bringing humor, hilarity, and any other keyword that will boost my comedy writing site's ranking on Google.  

I love all these people, and will bust my camel back (I have a slight hump) to make sure they get more than they'd ever hoped for.  More jokes, more laughs, more punchlines and more service than they ever expected.  

Since I love lists, here's what I do and the services I provide:

• Script writing, editing, and re-writing for Radio, Television, and Film
• Punch-up services for existing scripts and comedy acts
• Straight joke writing for stand-up comedians and radio and television hosts
• Copywriting (writing that sells!) services for web, print, and radio work
• SEO for Amazon's A9 search engine (niche, I know, but astoundingly helpful) 
• Product descriptions and keywording for online retailers
• Email marketing / advertising content for businesses
• Help on cooking (seriously - let me know if you have any questions)

I'm sure I've done more, but this list is pretty comprehensive and already too long, so I'll leave it at that.

**Legal Disclaimer: Your secrets are safe with me.  I will sign and abide by all NDA's and non-competes, as I firmly believe your idea is YOUR idea, and that there is enough comedy out there for all of us!**